What to Look Forward to In Scars of War (feat. actual lines from the book)

It's almost release day for Scars of War! but in preparation for that, I thought I would share with you a little of what you have to look forward to when reading it--so I essentially just picked out some of the most random lines I could when I did my final read through. Hopefully this actually doesn't have adverse effects XD

Introducing: Actual Quotes from Scars of War

(Bonus points for anyone who can guess who said what)

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"But isn't it better to have creases in your skin than to be captured by a man of ill repute?"

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"Warriors with babies, all of them warming milk and changing nappies. It's enough to make you weep at the strength of their loyalty."

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"I swear, if I never see a patty pie again it will be too soon."

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"Well, I have to agree that, apart from the match-making--which you really have a problem with, by the way--it is a good idea."

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"You know those sweet, cavity inducing cuddle sessions you like to imbibe in in the library with your ladylove? Gone, if you don't have a nanny."

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"Oh sure, they might knit blankets and act all fuzzy and protective, but as soon as the first nappy change comes up there will be no loyalty left in the garrison."

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"Meat Stix--with an X? How do I know this is even meat? Never trust products where they purposefully misspell a word."

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"Two pints and a Shirley Temple for the Faerie Princess."

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"Do not take liberties with my muffin tops, woman!"

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"Is it Plan M for manly or musk?"

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"Now that you have been enlightened by the power of love, can we go defeat evil?"

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"Great, now all I can smell is feet."

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And there's also some of this:

And some of this:

And this:

Oh yeah, and also this:

So join me tomorrow for the official release! I'm running a giveaway for the first two books as e-copies for anyone who comments, but I'm also running a deal where if you buy Scars of War in either paperback or e-copy you can email me for free e-copies of the first two books as well ^_^ So either way, you have a chance to get the first two books free so if you haven't read them yet, you should do that, because look at all this insanity!