Showing posts with label Paranormal. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Paranormal. Show all posts

Wednesday, August 12, 2015

Review: ABRAHAM LINCOLN: VAMPIRE HUNTER by Seth Grahame-Smith

Title/ Author: Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter by Seth Grahame-Smith
Genre: Historical fantasy, Paranormal
Rating:  4/5 stars
Synopsis: Indiana, 1818. Moonlight falls through the dense woods that surround a one-room cabin, where a nine-year-old Abraham Lincoln kneels at his suffering mother's bedside. She's been stricken with something the old-timers call "Milk Sickness."

"My baby boy..." she whispers before dying.

Only later will the grieving Abe learn that his mother's fatal affliction was actually the work of a vampire.

When the truth becomes known to young Lincoln, he writes in his journal, "henceforth my life shall be one of rigorous study and devotion. I shall become a master of mind and body. And this mastery shall have but one purpose..." Gifted with his legendary height, strength, and skill with an ax, Abe sets out on a path of vengeance that will lead him all the way to the White House.

While Abraham Lincoln is widely lauded for saving a Union and freeing millions of slaves, his valiant fight against the forces of the undead has remained in the shadows for hundreds of years. That is, until Seth Grahame-Smith stumbled upon The Secret Journal of Abraham Lincoln, and became the first living person to lay eyes on it in more than 140 years.

Using the journal as his guide and writing in the grand biographical style of Doris Kearns Goodwin and David McCullough, Seth has reconstructed the true life story of our greatest president for the first time-all while revealing the hidden history behind the Civil War and uncovering the role vampires played in the birth, growth, and near-death of our nation.


Review:

Thoughts on the Overall Book: This has been a book I have put off reading for a long time. I'll admit, on paper it sounds completely ridiculous and stupid, but in actuality, I ended up enjoying it quite a bit, and I think it worked in a strangely twisted way.

Cover--Yea or Nay: This is the one I have, but I like the original cover much better.

Characters: Abraham Lincoln is essentially the Abe you know and love, but he kills vampires. I don't necessarily see this as a downside. This is just such a weirdly quirky book you kind of just have to take it for what it is. I liked his portrayal, and I liked a lot of the supporting characters too. I really did like Henry, and I also liked Abe's friends and fellow hunters Jack and Speed and there were obviously a lot of historical characters and some nice pop-ups like Poe. Overall I enjoyed reading about this version on Lincoln.

The Romance: Some romance but not really overwrought.

Writing Style: The writing style is what I feel ultimately saved this book. It's written in a biography style, which I don't always care for overmuch, depending on how it's done. This one, it worked with, because of the weird factor. In fact, I really liked it, and I don't think I would have liked this book half as much if it hadn't been written as such. The biographical narrative and the journal excerpts put together form an interesting feel to this historical paranormal story, and I approve. Not sure if I felt the prologue was a little cheesy or cliche. It wasn't terrible, but a little overdone. Of course, that might have been the intention as well.

Accuracy/ Believability: This period is not my division, so I'm no expert on it, and certainly no expert on Lincoln but from what I do know it seems that the historical parts of this story were definitely well-researched. And as for the vampires, I think the author did a really good job working them in and making them seem like a plausible addition to the historical setting. I don't find it completely hard to believe that if there were vampires in the south at this time period, that the rich landowners would be using them to make a little extra money. And also how some of the historical characters were vampires or vampire hunters ;)

Problems/What bothered me: Not much, really. This is one of those books that's either hit or miss, and once I realized I liked where it was going, I just went along for the ride.

Conclusion: 4 stars. An enjoyable if not a little wacky, summer read.

Recommended Audience: History buffs who want something alternate or paranormal, check this out. If you can't take a joke, don't bother.

Wednesday, November 20, 2013

Nano Snippets #3 Wolfsblood

Here's another snippet from my Nano project Wolfsblood. Now that's I've completed the 50,000, I am hoping to finish the entire first draft by the end of the month. I'm sorry I didn't get pictures up this weekend of the Justinius plushie I made, but I will do soon when I have a little more time.

On another note, I am working on starting up another blog just for short or serial fiction that I write. Mainly anything from really short, one shot stories, to longer novellas that I will post as a serial, or poems. I might even have guest authors on sometimes. I just decided I wanted to have a specific place to put other stories that I'd like to share, and though I'll be posting them onto Wattpad as well, I wanted to have a blog specifically for the stories. That way I can post accompanying artwork and people can comment even without having a Wattpad account. Anyway, the reason I'm doing this now is because next month I really hope to start posting up an Arthurian retelling I've been working on, which you will hear more about later. But I'm planning on starting to post it online either the first or second week of December, so I'm kind of excited to start my first serial story.

But for now, on to the snippet! In this part, Alex goes hunting a wolf for his wolf skin cloak, but finds more than he bargained for. (Terrible synopsis, I know, sorry.)


Running after the wolf, I realized that we were heading back out of the woods into the hills, and suddenly came out into the full light of the moon and the wolf was a streak of silver among the bracken of the hills. He ran up one, jumping from rock to rock and I followed, hardly feeling tired with the chase at all. I nearly skidded to a halt as the wolf suddenly whirled around to face me, crouching low and snarling deep in his throat. I raised the spear, crouching myself and returning the growl. We eyed each other, watching the other’s movements each waiting for the other to move first.
            The wolf leapt. I fell backwards in a sudden reaction to protect myself, the spear coming up and striking it in the chest as he descended upon me. A yelp escaped his throat, and I pulled myself to my knees, looking to the side where the wolf lay with my spear through him, not yet dead. His yellow eyes met mine, and I remembered Justinius’ words of advice. I pulled my knife out and placed one hand on the wolf’s forehead.
            “Be at peace, brother,” I said and slit his throat, feeling a surprisingly painful ache in my chest as I watched the life flow from the noble beast.
            I sat back on my heels, surprised as I put a hand to my face and found a tear streaking down my cheek. I was shocked at the emotion I felt at killing this wolf. I had never known they could be so human. Perhaps more so than the warriors who were cursed to change into wolves from the story.
            I stood, planning on carrying the entire body back with me to skin at the fort, but as I did so, a chilling sight caught my eye. Over the rise of the hill I could see several more wolves coming toward me. I turned quickly and realized even more were coming at me from behind. I frantically looked around and only saw more and more wolves coming. I couldn’t believe my eyes, wondering for a moment if I were hallucinating. Then a howl sounded out, and another followed closely behind it, until all the wolves were sending up an eerie cry that echoed strangely around the hills. I was hemmed in on all sides, and I realized with a sudden fear coursing through my veins, that I had no way of getting out of this. I was going to have to fight my way out, and even then, I didn’t think the odds were very much in my favor. 

Wednesday, November 13, 2013

Nano Snippits #2 Wolfsblood

Here's another snippet as promised! I'm also excited to say that last night I broke 50,000 words, so I'm pretty happy about that. Yeah, really happy actually :) I can only say that these characters have cooperated admirably and this story is writing itself. Now I'm going to see if I can finish the first draft by the end of the month. Hope you enjoy this snippet as well. As always, let me know what you think, good, bad, all of it. As last time, this is entirely unedited so there's likely typos abounding.


            Before I knew it, I was hemmed in on all sides, and at the head of the group was Festus, who had appeared from the other direction to cut me off, a wicked sneer on his face. All of them were looking disdainfully, almost hungrily, at me with their strange tawny eyes that seemed so prevalent among the auxiliaries here in the north.
            I tried to effect my aloof, unamused officer’s expression, but feared it was not so impressive as it had been previously. “I think you would do well to back away before you do something you’ll regret, Festus,” I said coldly.
            “I think it’s you who’ll regret it. Sir.” Festus snarled like a dog. His eyes flashed and he bared his teeth at me, his hands clenching, not into fists, but claws. I tried not to let it unnerve me, but I would be lying if I said it didn’t. There was just something not entirely…human…about Festus, and I had never noticed it more than at that moment.
            “Careful, Festus,” one of his cronies said, sounding slightly worried. “We should wait until the moon is full…”
            “I’d rather do for the whelp now and be done with it,” Festus growled, stepped closer to me and causing me to have to step back so that my back was against he wall.
            “Get back, Festus,” I commanded firmly. “Get back or, by Mithras, I will have you flogged.”
            All he did was smirk a wolfish grin, and lean forward with his teeth bared as if he would bite me. I grabbed for the pommel of my dagger, ready to use it if I was forced to, though knowing how detrimental that would be to the connection I had begun forming with the men, I hesitated.
            Fortune seemed with me that day, however, and from the most unlikely of places. I had tensed in the resignation that I would have to run my dagger through Festus should he get any closer, but a familiar ginger head appeared at the big man’s shoulder, a knife finding it’s way to Festus’ throat. A sudden look of fear crossed Festus’ face, and he froze as he felt the dagger touch his skin.
            “Now, now, Festus,” Justinius said in a mockingly scolding tone. “You know what happens to a soldier when he attacks an officer. It’s death, it is. Likely something entirely unpleasant. As a fellow comrade, I wouldn’t want to see you fall foul of that now, would I? So back away, man. There’s a good soldier.”
            Festus stepped away carefully, and the rest of his fellows moved with him as one. Once they were out of reaching distance of me, Justinius let the knife fall from Festus’ neck and he immediately clapped a hand to a red mark there. I was a bit surprised to see it, for I had not thought Justinius had pressed that hard. I quickly gathered myself, remembering my position, and stood straight, repairing my lost dignity as I glared at the miscreants.
            “You two,” I told Festus’ followers. “Latrine duty for two weeks. I hear there’s a back up. Best start now.”
            They slunk off and I turned to scrutinize Festus. “You on the other hand, I’m not sure of what to do with. I will decide soon enough. Until then, secure him somewhere, Justinius.”
            “My pleasure,” the Celt nodded and grabbed Festus by the arm, marching him off to the storage building. I followed him to see that everything was done properly and watched Justinius lock the glowering legionnaire away in a small pantry. He followed me back outside once the deed was done and I was left with just my ne’er-do-well rescuer, not entirely certain what to say.
            “Don’t mind Festus overmuch, sir,” Justinius said as he started to tuck his dagger into the back of his belt. “He’s just a hard bargain case. I’m sure you’ve seen them before.”
            “Where I come from, Justinius, even hard cases don’t go around threatening officers so readily,” I said blandly.
            Justinius shrugged as if it made little difference. “This is the north, sir, and things are done differently. May I ask what you will do with him, sir?”
            “That’s none of your concern,” I said sternly.
            Justinius watched me for several seconds before he reached behind his back again, to pull out his dagger, handing it to me. “On second thought, sir, why don’t you have this? It’s a fine dagger, sir.”
            “I’ve already got a perfectly fine blade, Justinius,” I said, making no move to take it.
            “With respect sir,” he said insistently with no trace of his usual smirk. “It’s not like this one.”
            “Very well,” I replied, taking the dagger to humor him. “Now be off with you.”
            He saluted and started off. I studied the dagger, seeing that it was a good blade as he had said. Locally made as well, as I could see by the carved wooden handle that had traditional knot work in what looked to be the shape of a dog or wolf. The only difference was that the blade was made of silver. It was pretty enough as a ceremonial piece, but would never hone as well as steel, nor would it be as strong. I tucked it into my belt and started off, puzzled over the events of the last few minutes. I had never expected anything like that from Justinius. Tiberius, yes, Marcellus likely enough, but not the red-headed Celtic renegade with the easy grin and wode tattoos. His actions today were, well, surprising to say the least, but also those befitting a comrade. I began to realize that I would much rather have Justinius at my shoulder than anywhere else. 

Also, later this week, or next week, I'm going to post pictures of my Justinius plushie I made. He's very adorable, I might add ;) I'll also hopefully be posting some character sketches later this month along with other snippets so stay tuned if you are interested!



Tuesday, October 29, 2013

NaNoWriMo Story Reveal!!!

Okay, so I promised, to reveal the story I will be working on for NaNo today, and I have been really mean and hinting at this one for a while because I was rather proud of the idea and I didn't want everyone to know about it too soon. But okay, now I can't leave you in the dark anymore. In short this is what it's about:

Roman Britain & Werewolves

Yep, this is my first official attempt at paranormal and I'm both excited and nervous, but because I'm writing this as a historical with paranormal thrown in, I have a good feeling that I can make this book work. You'll all have to let me know as I post excerpts this next month. I'm really looking forward to hearing everyone's thoughts on the story, and the idea itself, for or against. All I know is that I'm bloody excited to start writing this book since I've had the outline done since June. Here's a more in depth look into the story.



Alexandrus has been hoping for his promotion to centurion for a while, not only for his own personal gain, but to make his father, a wounded veteran, proud. However, promotion does not come in the way he expects. His new posting is for a frontier fort on the Northern Border, and he'll be commanding a cohort of Celtic auxiliaries. He was chosen for this particular job since his grandmother was British and he speaks the language. So he sets off for his new posting leaving behind a disappointed father and the life he has known in the south. When he reaches the fort, he finds it the most horribly run place he has ever seen. Men are sleeping on duty, no one seems to be motivated to do anything, and the decurion is "currently indisposed". He soon makes it his duty to join with the other centurions and whip the men into shape, but it proves difficult, for the fort is full of troublemakers, both well-meaning and otherwise. But the lack of discipline is not the only thing strange about the new posting. Where are the horses if it's supposed to me a cavalry cohort? Why do most of the men seem to have strange golden eyes, and why is it that most of them have bite scars? It can't be that they were all so unlucky while hunting for wolf skins, could it? Alex disregards an old story he hears about a Druid curse, but when it comes the night of his own initiation, he begins to wonder whether there is truth to it after all.

That's the story in a nutshell, or at least as much as I'm willing to tell at the moment ;) Interesting? Strange? let me know!

Also, you can go onto Pintrest and see my board for Wolfsblood (the title) which I have just unlocked from being secret :) Again, if you're doing NaNo, let me know and if you want to add me as a buddy I'm there under "Theartfulscribbler" just like my Twitter account.

Thursday, August 22, 2013

Tour Stop and Excerpt for "Sapphire" by Bryan Alaspa




Jimmy Parker is a typical high school student. Unpopular with the girls and picked on by the boys, he’s just trying to survive long enough to escape the tiny Pennsylvanian town of Knorr. With Jimmy and his friend, George, heading to the school dance, they expect nothing but the usual ritual humiliation from their peers. But when a girl in a brilliant blue dress enters their lives at the side of a lonely old bridge…everything changes.

Her name is Sapphire, and she is the most alluring girl that Jimmy has ever met. Yet, there is something strange about her; something different. Why has he never seen her at school? Why does she only want to meet up near the bridge? And why does everybody keep warning Jimmy to stay away from her?

Before long, Jimmy is plunged into a decades-old mystery. The town of Knorr has many secrets; some held by powerful men. Men that would do anything to keep them from getting out. Something dark happened one night in Knorr, and now Jimmy is a part of it whether he likes it or not.

And Sapphire holds the key to understanding it all.

Jimmy discovers that his bond with the mysterious girl creates a unique power between them. A power that bridges time, space, and even dimensions. It is the one thing that could save them both.

Because sometimes the most powerful force on Earth is love.



Praise for Sapphire:

“A superb, well written story with a 50 year timeline. Initially a ghost story that turns into a mystery that becomes adventure and investigation turns again into a whodunit.” ~Robert Drake, Amazon Reviewer

“I was drawn to this book for the cover and it had been recommended to me by friend who knows my love of Western PA. I thought this book really captured the rural feel of a teenager's life and just as I was feeling a little complacent about it, Jimmy and George meet up with Sapphire on the river bank and the story really takes off.” ~Mary H., Amazon Reviewer

“A story of mystery and murder. A chilling, ghostly tale. An account of the pains and joys of youth, a romance, a love story like no other.” ~Daniel Cheely, Amazon Reviewer



 Bryan W. Alaspa is a freelance writer and professional author of both fiction and non-fiction. Having lived in Chicago almost his entire life, he spent a few years living in St. Louis. Bryan's writing first began when he sat down and wrote a three -page story on his mom’s electric typewriter in the third grade.  It’s been all up-hill since then!

With over 20 books in both fiction and non-fiction genres available,  you can find most of them at Amazon.com with few books just for your Kindle and iPad users.  Be sure to check them out.

A blogger for some time, you can learn about upcoming books as well as various author events Bryan is involved in.



had given him as a kid when he wanted a toy that was just too expensive.  It was the same look she had given him when he begged her for a cell phone.  And he saw the exact same look from her whenever he talked about needing a car.

Sapphire (excerpt)

by

Bryan W. Alaspa


1

Jimmy stood in front of the full-length mirror and did not like what he saw.  The sleeves were too short.  The white cuffs of his shirt stuck out from the sleeves of his jacket.  Any dork could see that. Unfortunately, most of the student body at Knorr High School already thought of him as a dork.  The last thing he wanted was feeling that way during his senior prom.  However, here he was, looking at an image that could only be described as “dork.” 
“No one will notice,” said his mother from behind him.  She was hovering over his shoulder like a specter.  She was smiling and proud.  “You can take it off once you get there, and no one will even be paying any attention.  Everyone will be too busy having a good time to care what you’re wearing.”
Jimmy sighed and tugged uselessly at the jacket’s sleeve.  “Mom, you just have no clue.”
She came forward and hugged him.  Then she leaned in and kissed him on the cheek.  Jimmy felt even more like a geek. 
“I’m not supposed to,” she said.  “Mothers are not supposed to have a clue.”
“Why couldn’t I have rented one?”  Jimmy asked for the nine-hundredth time that afternoon.
“You know why,” she said, turning her back and fussing with something out of his sightline.  “We can’t afford it.  Your uncle had this perfectly serviceable tuxedo and it’s a shame not to use it.”
She reappeared beside him in the mirror, her hand on her hip.  Her mouth was a tight line.  Jimmy knew that poking at the nerve that they were not a family of means was a low blow.  He had seen that look before.  This was the same look she

“I spent a lot of time getting the shirt and pants to fit you,” she said.  “I did the best I could with the jacket.  If you want, you can spend the night at home with me instead of going at all.  So, either deal with this situation the best you can or don’t go.  I really don’t care.”
She cared.  Jimmy knew she cared.  She and his father had worked their fingers to the bone to provide for Jimmy.  The family had never gone hungry.  They had never been without clothes.  They may have shopped for their new school wardrobe at Goodwill, but they had clothes.  They may have eaten more macaroni and cheese than others, but they were never hungry.  Their car may have been rusted through and coughed out oily blue smoke, but they always got where they needed to go.  The house may have been run down and it may have been in the part of town most of the other kids avoided, but they always had a roof over their heads.  Then his father had died, suddenly, a few years ago.  The pain was always there, behind Jimmy’s eyes, lurking around every corner.  His dad had done what he could to make sure his family was cared for, but it had not been easy.  His mother worked very hard.
Jimmy smiled his crooked smile. “Sorry,” he said sheepishly.  “I appreciate it, Mom.  Come on, it wouldn’t be a weekend if I didn’t complain about something.”
His mother’s face softened and then her smile returned.  Jimmy managed to turn away, searching for the bow tie, before she could plant another kiss on him.  He was only willing to be gracious up to a certain point.  He found the tie and fiddled with it for a moment.  When he turned back toward the mirror his mother was fiddling with something behind him again.  He affixed the tie and straightened it.  He took another look.  His image still said “dork,” but he had lived with that image for a long time. 
Before too long he would be elsewhere, and all of the things he had gone through in high school would be over.  He could live with looking like a dork for another night.  Besides, he was going with his best friend George, anyway, so things couldn’t get too bad.
“When is George getting here?” his mother asked.
“About five more minutes,” Jimmy said.
“I wish you two had managed to find some nice girls to ask,” his mother said.
“Mom, there isn’t a girl in Knorr High School that would be caught dead attending the senior prom with Jimmy Parker or George Howell,” he said as he adjusted his tie one more time.  It immediately went crooked again, and he decided that the tie really didn’t matter.
“I’m sure that’s not true,” his mother said.
Jimmy turned to face her.  “Mom, trust me on this one.  George and I are not the most popular kids in school.  In fact, we are far from it.”

She reached out and pinched his cheeks.  This was the one thing worse than the kiss on the cheek.  One thing was certain: his mother had some kind of cheek fetish.
“But you’re such a smart, nice kid,” she said.
Jimmy snorted.  “Mom, even in your day the smart and nice kids were not the popular ones in school, were they?”
She put her hands on his shoulders.  “I found your father in high school.  He was smart and nice.”
“He also played football,” Jimmy said.
“He was the kicker,” she said.  “You know, back in the old days when dinosaurs walked the Earth, and your father and I were young.”
“Kickers still wear uniforms,” Jimmy said.  He paused to make sure his hair looked OK one more time.  The cowlick towards the back of his head was still there despite the industrial strength hair gel he had put in there.
Just then, the phone rang.  Jimmy’s mother vanished into the kitchen and Jimmy turned back to the mirror and adjusted his tie for the millionth time.  He also tried to plaster his hair down, but to no avail.  He sighed.  He was always going to look this way, right?
“Jimmy,” his mother said, returning to the bedroom.  “It’s Jesse.”
Jimmy smiled.  Jesse was the town’s librarian.  The library was small, but filled with wonder, as far as Jimmy was concerned.  It overlooked a river and was surrounded by touristy attractions, but inside it was all books and musty smells.  Jimmy had buried himself there when his father died and Jesse had taken a kind of liking to him.  It may have been a stretch to say that Jesse was a father figure, but their relationship was pretty close.  Jimmy ran to the phone.
“Hey, Jimmy! Are you looking sharp in your suit?” Jesse asked.
Jimmy laughed.  “Jesse, I would not look sharp wearing a suit full of razor blades.”
“Come on, you know that isn’t true,” Jesse said.  “I’m sure you and George will have a good time.  Maybe try to get up the nerve to ask a girl to dance.”
“I wouldn’t put money on that,” Jimmy said.  “I’m betting most of the girls there arrive with dates.”
“You just never know,” Jesse said.  “I had a pretty amazing time the night of the big dance when I was your age.  And I ended up going with a beautiful girl, to boot.  You need to be a bit more positive.”
A honk came from outside.  This was followed shortly by a sound that was only slightly quieter than a Howitzer shell going off in the living room.  George had arrived with his car.  The engine settled into a low rattle as the car set about trying to shake itself to pieces again.  
“Yo, Jimmy!” came the bellow from the car. That could only have been George leaning out the driver’s side window.  George was not known for being subtle.
“That sounds like George,” Jesse said.
“Yeah, that’s him,” Jimmy said.
There was a pause.  It seemed like there was more to say, but anything else would have crossed some line between them and that line was still held by Jimmy’s father, even though he was gone. 
“You be careful tonight, Jimmy,” Jesse said.  “Come by the library when you can and tell me all about it or give me a call tomorrow.”
“I will,” Jimmy said, and paused, then added. “Thanks for calling.”
“You bet,” Jesse said.    
Then he was gone, and Jimmy ran back to the bedroom.  His mother was there with her hands to her throat in an unconscious anxious gesture she often did, looking as if maybe she had been crying.  His mom appreciated how Jesse looked after him, but the pain of losing his father was still there.  Jimmy smiled and gave her a kiss on the cheek.  Another honk came from outside, so Jimmy had to move.
Jimmy tried to move past his mother, but she grabbed him by the shoulders, pulling him back and looking him full in the face again.  She smiled, and, much to Jimmy’s consternation, he saw tears swimming in her eyes.  She was about to give him some sort of speech about how proud she was of him.  It would be similar to one she had given him when he had first gotten the scholarship to attend Clark University.
“Be careful,” she said instead, her voice quavering.  “And have fun.”
Jimmy smiled.  This time, he leaned in and kissed her on the cheek.  He left quickly just because he did not want to see her cry.  He ran down the hall and through the living room. 
Jimmy bolted through the door and heard it bang shut behind him. George was hanging out the window of his car, his tuxedo jacket already tossed in the backseat.  He had a huge grin on his face, his hair already wild and windblown from driving with the window down. 
“Come on, the party awaits!” he yelled in the rather odd way of speaking that George had and that so marked him as an outsider, and leaned back into the car, reaching over the passenger’s seat to unlock the door.
“What’s it waiting for?” Jimmy asked as he opened the large, rusty door with a loud screeching sound.
“Us, my man,” George said as Jimmy planted his ass on the passenger seat and slammed the door.  “It is waiting for us.”
Jimmy laughed.  “You do live in an amazing fantasy world.”
George leaned around the passenger seat to peer out the back window as he shifted into reverse.  “You should move into my world, my friend,” he said.  “Plenty of room, and the fun never stops.”
Jimmy laughed again.  He thought that maybe it would be a night to remember, after all. Once Jimmy was situated in the passenger seat, as often happened when he was with George, Jimmy’s own form of speech slipped into the oddly formal way that George spoke.
   “Then lead on, sir,” he said. “Lead on!”

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